30oz Insulated Tumbler — "We don't lick people" Funny Kids’ Saying Travel Mug

This 30oz insulated tumbler speaks in plain, playful honesty — the kind of vessel that sits on the desk during late nights, on the passenger seat during weekend road trips, or beside a stroller during weekend park runs. The cheeky phrase “We don't lick people, Lies adults tell kids” is printed with a dry, knowing humor that gets a smile from tired parents, teachers, and anyone who’s perfected the art of gentle fibs. Hold it and you’ll feel sturdy stainless steel with a powder-coated finish that resists scuffs and keeps the graphic looking crisp.

The double-wall insulation guards your coffee or iced tea for hours, so hot stays hot and cold stays cold through busy mornings and wind-down evenings. The secure lid helps prevent spills while you hustle through the day. It’s a practical, honest little companion for parents juggling chores, caregivers sneaking sips between tasks, and teachers who need reliable hydration during long class periods. The tone is wry but warm — like sharing a knowing look at the back of a playground or in a staff room — and the tumbler fits right into those small, real moments.

Product Type: Tumbler
Theme/Features: Wry parental humor — “We don't lick people, Lies adults tell kids”
Target Audience: Parents, caregivers, teachers, and anyone with a dry sense of humor
Occasions: School drop-offs, playground visits, teacher appreciation moments, daily commutes

Product features
- High-quality 100% stainless steel resists rust and wear
- Double-wall insulation keeps beverages hot or cold for hours
- Durable powder-coated finish protects the design from chips and scratches
- Large 30oz (0.88 L) capacity for extended hydration between refills
- Secure lid included to reduce spills during travel and daily use

Care instructions
- Hand wash only